Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

Camera Car

A Camera Car is the car used in the filming of illegal street races. The Camera Car is stout, but tends to waiver out of street races due to numerous cars being much faster than it. You do NOT want to be beat by a Camera Car

Guy one: Lets race this camera car

Guy 2: Don't let him beat you, or everyone will make fun of you.

by EvoSeanzie February 21, 2012

Car wash

Getting your penis sucked without movement or “Soaking with the mouth”

I’m feeling squeaky clean I got the best car wash last night

by Whale of a wash October 16, 2022

Reverse Clown Car

When a person dressed in clown makeup puts multiple Hot Wheels in one or more of their orifices and removes them one by one, imitating multiple clowns getting out of a clown car but inversed.

Hey man I was doing a reverse clown car and I got your limited edition Power Ranger Red Ranger Hot Wheel stuck, so can I borrow a water bottle?

by Dr.Doodles March 25, 2025

Car-shy

When you are to shy to pull up next to the car beside you.

I want to see the dog in that car but the guy is to car-shy for me to see in.

by Dark nuts January 19, 2015

Car

A sarcastic way of saying cat

“The crazy orange car beat up the dog and ran”

by Grif15 March 24, 2024

Car Sauce

petrol; gasoline

Miss Discommodus: "Why is car sauce so expensive these days."
Mrs. Mugracchus: "I don't know -- womyn."
Miss Discommodus: "Dang, war what is it good for."

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020