turtling

when you go to take a shit but you dont finish and you end up walking around making it hard to walk normally

im sorry ma i cant come downstairs

ma: jimmy are you okay?
no ma why dont you get me some laxitives
ma: youre turtling again arent you
i said no mom im not turtling i just need some laxitives
ma: no your turtling
all i wanted was some laxies just one laxy

by fat nickle berry September 17, 2025

turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.

"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"

by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025

Chief Tuttle

N. Proper : person : Stupid bitch who was promoted by placing the fire chiefs cock down her throat. Also : Dumb bitch who knows nothing about her job, and makes stupid comments on the radio.

See also : Annoying bitch that talks to much on the radio, annoying bitch who assumes command on medical calls, Annoying bitch who micromanages everything.

Guy 1 : Man I sure do hate that new chief.
Guy 2: Yeah she is definitely a " Chief Tuttle "
Guy 1: Yeah she is pretty fucking dumb.
Guy 2: God I hate her, I hope she chokes!

by Johny P. Suckmeoff March 4, 2010

DJ Tuttle

Hottest guy on the planet that would rock you world every night with a dick that ranges 7 to 8 inches

DJ, hot, sexy, orgasmic, DJ Tuttle

by all the women that like sex April 30, 2011

shayna turley

Shayna Turley is a popular german sausage dish, it is preferred by germans. It makes you feel really full after eating it. In addition to that you don't have to eat something else for the next 22 years.
Furthermore it is produced in the famous german turley(turkey) booty.

I feel like eating a fat Turley.

The Shayna Turley makes me feel like shit now, I ate too much.

by Ilovesausages123 August 16, 2016

ree-turted

When one has achieved enlightenment through the practice of ingesting the smoke of the marijuanna leaf, said enlightenment maybe mistaken for a form of mental retardation hence the term "ree-turted".

"dude-babe, last night at the frat house i was so ree-turted i gave this ugly woman named katie my pipe".

by al ahuakbar January 10, 2017

Ninja Turtling

Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"

I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .

by curriedkitty May 21, 2017