Cunt Plug

noun: \ˈkənt\ \ˈpləg\
An absorbing material inserted into the cunt during menstruation to absorb the flow of bloody fluids.

My cunt is leaking. Does anyone have a cunt plug to soak up the mess.

by vincent meleco September 5, 2011

Smirnoff Cunt

A girl who's Russian and a Major BITCH

Connor: Yo i asked Ivanna For a piece of gum

Jon: And?

Connor: She screamed at me and Bitched me out. Then she threatened to call her boyfriend Boris On me.

Ahmed: Typical Smirnoff Cunts these days...

by aMoMZZ233! December 19, 2010

cunt crush

A name for a straight woman who has a crush on another woman. This also applies to a straight woman who wants to fuck another woman or who have fantasies about it.

Sara: "Dude, I think Desiree is a lesbian she is totally staring at my tits"
Nikki: "No she has a boyfriend, I think she just has a cunt crush on you"

by d'sbucket December 14, 2010

spoiled cunt

Someone who is so spoiled to the point where they act like a complete cunt. They get everything they ever want through yelling, screaming, crying, and anything that'll get the sympathy of their parents. They are a step up from the typical spoiled brats in which they are even more bratty and spoiled.

spoiled cunt: "MOM!!! I want a golden Lamborghini for my 16th birthday!"
mom: "Ok honey, but we already have a golden Ferrari"
spoiled cunt: "BUT MOM THE FERRARI IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS" (smashes iPhone X on the ground)
mom: "Ok, we'll get you a golden Lamborghini."
spoiled cunt: "K, I also want a golden iPhone X."

by Dubiks August 22, 2018

dodgy cunt

A dodgy cunt is somebody who would otherwise happily engage into something when it is in favor of them, but under the circumstance that it is NOT in favor of them, will avoid whatever it is at all costs, usually pretending like whatever it is is suddenly getting redundant.

Terry: When I called Johnny out on being such a hypocrite, he started to claim the entire discussion was getting redundant, when HE brought it up in the first place.

Jim: Wow, what a dodgy cunt.

by chickewingzbruh November 16, 2017

cunt maneuver

It's when a girl does anything to piss you off. This can range from making you buy her dinner to fucking your best friend.

Person 1: Dude I was supposed to hang out with Kristy tonight but she said she was already at her guy friend's house.
Person 2: Wow, she pulled a cunt maneuver.

by Branch Snapper March 6, 2009

cunt double

When a female porn star's vagina needs a break.

Female porn star, "my pussy is getting tired. Bring in the cunt double!"

by HamSolo February 12, 2012