A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
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(pronounced: punch-in-the-face-ism) To act, speak or motion in a way that results in the deserving of a punch in the face. Also, a regime or form of dictatorship of false imperious, or overbearing power or control; douchetatorship. Feeling a delusional sense of authority towards your equals which forces them to punch one in the face.
"I am so sick of L acting like he is the boss, that last comment he made was such a punchinthefacism!"
"I am going to rise up against this punchinthefacism and show him who is the real boss!"
"I am going to rise up against this punchinthefacism and show him who is the real boss!"
by TheOriginalDa December 27, 2011
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Amy: I'm on.
Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...
Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.
Joe: *dons latex gloves*
Amy: I'm on.
Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...
Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.
Joe: *dons latex gloves*
by The22ndCatch December 29, 2011
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"This fucking guy thinks he's so cool, but he's a giant tool. I just get really fucking punchstruck when I see his face."
by Whoabot August 13, 2012
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oh and it says punch so its like punch punctuation 8|
oh and it says punch so its like punch punctuation 8|
by 8| November 4, 2012
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"He just punched me in my arm."
"No i didn't, What does he think i am a 'punchist
' or something?"
"Why is he trying to call me a punchist for?"
"No i didn't, What does he think i am a 'punchist
' or something?"
"Why is he trying to call me a punchist for?"
by m_raw November 29, 2012
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