a desease passed on from generation to generation from one lunch box to the nextfat fuck!
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A dangerous desease that can arrise from an obease consumtion number of cream puffs
AS peters cut in front of me at Old Country Buffet to help himself to another helping of golden brownmashed patatoes, I yelled at him, "Peters, i believe ur comin down with fatfuckitis"
The result of a life time of eating too many chicken kebabs and playing tennis. If one has fat calves they are always in denial that they have fat calves and claim that it is just muscle, resulting in asking in a rather homo-erotic way to feel the calves to show they are not fat when they are clearly visibly fat.
Predox "Had a beltin chicken kebab last night from Abdul's"
Keane "I can tell, your calves are looking fatter than usual lad"
Predox "My calves are not fat you swine! Come here, feel them, I'll prove I don't have fat calves"
Keane "No thanks"
Fat Penguins is a phrase commonly used in the Grimsby area of England. The phrase is used generally as a conversation filler, to be blurted out when no one is saying anything.
Is sometimes followed by the people around the speaker all looking around in curiosity, in a satyrical attempt to spot the aforementioned Fat Penguins.
Although it is generally met with a positive reaction, if overused the phrase will lose its novelty. Use with Caution.
Persons 1,2 and 3: ...........
Person 4: Fat Penguins.
Person 1: Nice one dude.