OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) 

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...

(blah)

(BLAH)

...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011

I suck at facebook 

Sucking at being social. Even when it's not face to face.

I didn't realize that I sucked at Facebook!
- I suck at facebook

I suck at facebook by eddie dounn January 23, 2009

What The Facebook 

Since Facebook has become an addiction, everyone follows each other online. It is more likely that you will be finding out something on Facebook sooner than the real life.
When you see something on Facebook and go like "WTF", you say " What the Facebook!"

The acronyms stand for double meaning.

-John: Dude, just type her in..
-Jin: Yeah, coming up..
-John: There you go, click on her photo album.
-Jin: OMG!! What the Facebook !!! She never told you about this guy??

What The Facebook by imyourbiggestfan November 1, 2010

Failed Facebook Fast 

One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.

Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.

John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.

Failed Facebook Fast by SAphoto November 25, 2009

Two-Facebook 

To be a Two-face on Facebook.

Larry: You're my best friend Marty!

Marty: Likewise, Larry!

Larry (On Facebook): Larry thinks Marty is a bitch.

Marty: You're such a Two-facebook Marty!

Two-Facebook by TehMark March 22, 2010

make it facebook

the digital equivalent to 'make it public' as in when two people start bringing out any kind of r'ship in front of people- facebook is the first place they'd do so. Probably precedes real life flirt, fight, friendship whatever

Dude (after dinner on first/blind date): wow we look cool in this pic. mind if i wall it on my facebook?

Chick: i dun think thats such a good idea. we should wait a while before we make it facebook.

make it facebook by reeny oolala May 18, 2010

too cool for facebook 

People who think they are above joining facebook or believe they have better things to do that go on facebook.

Mark: Hey Bill you the only one from from our graduaitng class without a facebook?

Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook

Mark: Whatever...loser

too cool for facebook by top rat April 11, 2010