Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.

Hey coon top

by fluvio March 22, 2011

Spin the top

Adj describing something really deep or intense; referencing Inception and the spinning top.

Matt: Hey man have you ever noticed how loved spelled backward is evol?
Zach: Whoa. Crazy. You really spin the top sometimes man.

Zoe: Wait...Isn't that an Eminem lyric?

by mehh? January 27, 2012

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Top bitch

Instead of top notch use top bitch and you will not be disappointed

Wow that pornhub video was top bitch!

That wig snatch was top bitch

by Skumpan July 15, 2019

Fudge Top

Champion of his surroundings. A man with a power level exceeding comprehension. Incredible in bed.

It's so hard for me to be cool when I'm standing under the shadow of this fudge top.

by Guzzlerman February 27, 2012

Top G

It means that a person is the greatest

Bro you,re the top g

by iliketowatchytshorts November 9, 2023