finna brain dead

When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead
Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead
by DoggoSouls January 16, 2020
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zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.
"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"
by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024
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TikTok Brain Rot

A semi-humorous condition characterized by a severe and persistent decrease in attention span, believed to be caused by excessive consumption of TikTok videos. Individuals with this affliction often find it challenging to focus on tasks for extended periods and have a heightened tendency to get distracted by short, catchy content.

A cultural phenomenon where one's perception of reality, trends, and societal norms becomes disproportionately influenced by TikTok content, often leading to skewed worldviews or overemphasis on fleeting internet trends.
Example: "Ever since Jenny started watching TikTok six hours a day, she can't even finish a 10-minute YouTube video. She's got a serious case of TikTok Brain Rot!"

Example: "Brad's been trying to replicate every viral dance from the app; it's like he's got TikTok Brain Rot or something."
by SomeNorthAmerican October 09, 2023
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Biscuit-brained

Clueless or dimwitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
“Using a biscuit-brained approach will cost you more money and more time.”
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
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Smooth Brain Moron

When you reply with something smart to a idiot streamer. Famously used by a British world of tanks player that cannot get good dpg's in overpowered tanks.
by PotatoCrusher May 21, 2023
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Brain Sweat

When you think about something so intense that you feel like your brain is sweating.
Tina was thinking about all of the furniture that she needed to move and she broke out in a brain sweat.
by Whosit606 March 06, 2020
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Sinhala brain

Making a promise to get out of a crisis and then breaking that promise after emerging from it
Sinhala brain.
by KarS December 27, 2023
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