The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.

At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006

Throw the Cat

A simple solution for all problems in life.

Person 1: Why wont you watch Coraline with me.
Person 2: Fine, just tell me one good lesson I could get from it!
Person 1: When all else fails... THROW THE CAT!!! >:D

by Creeper Jones August 28, 2009

the clash

One of the greatest bands of all time. Up there with Led Zeppelin and The Beatles. The epittome of good Punk music.

R.I.P. Joe Strummer (1952-2002)

Before Blink 182, Dumb 41 and Good Charloette, the was the epitome of good punk music known as The Clash.

by Dustin April 30, 2004

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

sex and the city

a show about 3 hookers and their mom

did u watch sex and the city last night

no i dnt watch porn with a plot

by symple jack March 14, 2009

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005

The cactus effect

Term to refer to a mans balls after recently being shaved, when the small prickly hairs begin to grow back and poke his penis as it hangs over them.

Guy: Damn, I got the cactus effect. Should've shaved better.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.

by PurplePagan June 7, 2007