slaps my ass

when something is so good it slaps your ass

“that food was so good it slaps my ass”

by slaps ass November 23, 2021

Slap the dimpled balls

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.

person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

Bitch Slap Magee

When you cock slap your boss for being an ass.

I bitch slap mageed my boss because he fucked
my girlfriend.

by Bill Seiff June 26, 2008

Fontana Head Slap

When in a football game, if one person misses a tackle and slaps the head of another man's penis by mistake.

"Dude! He just gave out a Fontana Head Slap!"
"Wow! He's not going to be able to have children after that Fontana Headslap!"

by Gil2011 August 21, 2011

mash potato slap

A dude sticks his cock into a bowl of warm mash potatos and slaps it across a bitches face!

WahhPOW Mash Potato Slapped BITCH!!

Can I mash potato slap you?

by hoesbeJOCIN September 25, 2007

Fetus Cock Slap

The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis.


Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.

I fetus cock slapped your mom last night.

Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.

by GIANT Sunbeam April 17, 2009

Extreme Bitch Slap

An extreme bitch slap is when you jizz in your hand and slap someone in the face...
best done when the victim is passed out/knocked out for a good video moment and constant mocking after they have recovered
THIS CANNOT BE DONE IN A NORMAL DAY SITUATION!
- only extreme circumstances....

Dave; " Look Chris has passed out from drinking "
Bob; " Quick Extreme Bitch Slap him, it will be funny as hell "

by ry8itfc February 23, 2009