Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024

RYAN

RYAN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND SMART. HE IS SO SWEET AND HAS A HUGE DICK. HE IS THE SWEETEST GUY YOU WILL EVER MEET, IF YOUR MEAN TO RYAN YOU DESERVE TO DIE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS MY BESTEST FRIEND AND PROBABLY GIVES THE BEST HUGS AND KISSES, I LOVE HIM.

lena: your so cute ryan
ryan: no im not
lena: shut the fuck up

by someonesomeonesomeone🍄🍄 December 28, 2021

Ryan

A boy’s name. It can also be used as a girls name. Women named Ryan are typically cruel, demanding and extremely weird. She will poop on your windshield if you aren’t careful.

“Ryan why did you dump that nice boy?”
Ryan: “he bought me a candy bar and a soda when I did not tell him to.”

by Car Fart April 6, 2019

ryan ma

when a person does something extremely braindead over and over, usually to annoy someone

bro, hes such a ryan ma!

by DrChemo September 16, 2020

Ryan

Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.

"Is that ryan?"
"yes I heard he like to give his mother foot massages and suck his grandads toes"

by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022

Ryan Shanks

Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.

OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night

by Massive Cock Man Ryan April 15, 2021

Ryan

I am myself a Ryan but I don’t see myself as any of these amazing things. We maybe lovers and forgive easily but the pain sticks and I know for a fact I don’t like opening up because I don’t want others to look down upon me and think less of me and worry about me because they don’t deserve any negativity. We have the most trouble finding girls usually because of how kind we can be and caring and not putting ourselves out there like others would at least that’s me. We are personality attractive probably but physically I don’t know about that.

Friend1: Yo have you seen Ryan I wanna tell him something

Friend2: no he’s probably with others right now or in class

by TheTacoman33334 August 21, 2023