kung pussy

The act of a man Punching his fist up a girls vagina. After, he yells "i know kung pussy."

" i was at this party last night, and tom said he knew kung pussy. 5 min later a girl screamed."

by d-o- double d August 9, 2006

Pussy-pocket

When the vagina is used to conceal an object.

Michelle hid her chips in her giant pussy-pocket.

by qwerty123321 July 1, 2008

Pussy Padlock

Created By Scott @Suavegotimade a COMPLETE douche ; but thas the bro........it means a bitch who not giving the pussy up and got a LOCK her pums ; so yu cant get no sex for a WHILEEEEE

Imani Greaves has had a pussy padlock for about 30 years now - LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

by Carlos Arroryo February 23, 2011

Pussy Package

1. When a person's vagina is so bulbous it appears the buldge is actually a penis.

2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.

1. Krystine, "Hey. Look at Alicia's Pussy Package. When did she grow a dick?".
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."

2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"

by Raysten August 19, 2009

Pussy Drier

An ugly man or woman who is so ugly, it makes a girl's vagina dry and turned off

Oh my god look a pussy drier, 2 o'clock

by UberUgly August 3, 2010

Primitive Pussy

The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...

by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010

Pussy shart

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.

Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol

by Sookrims May 11, 2009