Royal Penis

A penis of enormous proportions. The one that is too big to be concealed.

How big was he. He definitely had a royal penis.

by d$123456789 January 9, 2012

wesley's penis

The big būmjoody, the Nacho Lebrē. It can grow to 20 inches starting at 11 inches. This massive cock also penetrates women until they cum like a volcano. Most women start to cry because of the pain that comes through intercourse.

"Hey, today a I grew my own 'Wesley's Penis' & man, sex is great!"

"Look at that Wesley Penis! Cryky mate, it's so bloody rare."

by BlexLuthor February 11, 2014

penis cupcake

It's a penis that is baked and is covered in white frosting

Damn I wish I could have a penis cupcake right now.

by SpringBoard April 3, 2014

penis tricks

The act of using the penis and/or balls to form different animals or objects. Some common tricks are the goat, bat wing, rat brain, and bubble gum.

Want to see some penis tricks

by A-Dog69 February 28, 2014

penis pig

When you go to a party and a girl bangs every guy there, she is a penis pig.

Anna was such a penis pig last night. She banged anything with a penis and two legs. I feel sorry for that parapalegic that missed out.

by J-Roc fo shizzle September 29, 2007

Penis Topper

A good looking sexual partner that sits atop ones penis to spice it up a bit. Similar to grade school pencil toppers.

Damn man, I ran into my old penis topper the other week. I don't know why I threw that one away.

by Grover114 October 12, 2011

penis patch

Viagra, monkey brains to help fellas get there willie up.

That kat needs a penis patch to rock that rumpapeel !!

by DUBBSKI August 14, 2006