the old punching bag

Is a term that refers to the male genitals

Joe got kicked in the old punching bag

by Yeoldjokster May 6, 2016

old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo October 13, 2016

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016

Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

Old wool

Gray pubes. Silver bush. Old pussy.

That chick is cute, but she's a little older. That's some old wool!

by Crazy hound July 17, 2016

Old cush

A old Cush is when a 80+ woman overlaps her skin on her stomach and concedes a full penetrated penis

Oh hello mrs jimmel I heard you did a good old Cush while you swinging at grano's crib last night

by Stanmyman4005 June 18, 2016

good old casserole

good old casserole is when you wake up from a one night stand (often a homosexual fling and your straight) and you eat our body weight in some classic casserole to forget

Jeffery: i had a good old casserole last night man
jim: did you sleep with tom again?

by iSwEaRtOjEsUsFuCkInGsAtSn May 12, 2016