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Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.
Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!
by sir crank alot December 16, 2018
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S. O. B.

Gaming language, means:
Short
Off
For
Bio

Tells someone that you are going to the bathroom for a short period of time.
Guys, wait a sec. I'm S. O. B.
by VoidByte August 27, 2018
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ten-o-clock

i promise imma give you the money ten-o-clock
by arrgrrey June 11, 2018
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slurp-o-saurus

A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.
Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!
by Sloppynukes May 7, 2018
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man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern
by slimdick September 11, 2016
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Meme-o-holic

A meme-o-holic is a person obsessed with memes. Usually they cancel plans because they need to catch up on the latest Comment Awards or watch all their missed episodes of dank doodle memes.
Ex: “Of course he didn’t show up at Mc Donald’s, he’s a meme-o-holic!
by Lullaby234 February 13, 2018
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Splash-o-Rama

noun.- a pleasure-provoking procedure endured often enough by women around the world when a prescence of sexual activity is lacking. Studies show a great percentage of women experience this refreshing situation randomly for the first time. After reckoning the advantages of such situation various techniques have been developed to enhance the stimulus package provided by a simple shower head. For best results the female must place herself completly in front of the main flow, afterwards bending knees to a 45º angle resulting in a perpendicular splash to the clitoris and provoking sensations which could easily lead to an orgasm. Some international conspiracy theorists attribute the invention of the spare shower hose to the infamous splash-o-rama, which is considered one of the best kept secrets amongst the female population throughout the world. Statistics show millions of marriages have been saved thanks to this simple proceadure. Finally, and most importantly for every lady out there, remember to relax and enjoy the moment.
I can´t wait to try my new shower head, if my husband won't touch me i might just have to splash-o-rama myself.
by felchaib February 22, 2011
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