“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.
Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025
Get the Townie Brainmug. An affliction where a person's pattern of social interaction is structured like sitcom dialogue, and rarely deviates. Usually a coping mechanism for poor social acuity.
It's so painful speaking to Gary. He's always making jokes that flop, like out of place lines from the big bang theory. He's got sitcom brain.
by Konk miester August 23, 2020
Get the Sitcom brainmug. by Retrovertigo April 14, 2020
Get the Shit for brainsmug. A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.
A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain
by Yung Doink October 12, 2020
Get the Pandemic Brainmug. by Brody's girl March 16, 2017
Get the lesser brainmug. A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022
Get the Brain dead momentmug. /snärk breɪnd/ • adjective
1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.
2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.
1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.
2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.
Anisa's husband's content used to be funny and smart, but since he got all snark brained he isn't making much sense.
by nancy soulcycle May 5, 2025
Get the Snark Brainedmug.