Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

Night you out

Knock you out, send you into a coma, smack you up, send you dizzy, wanting to fight, black out.

I’ll absolutely night you out till you can’t get up.
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.

I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw

by Jamal92st October 9, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 2, 2025

Piggy night night

When 2 people are in a long distance relationship and they love each other so much they must sleep on the phone together every night

Alan told the boys he couldn’t play fifa anymore because it’s piggy night night time

by NotHatemEli February 16, 2023

Laid night

Getting laid on a late night

Person A: „I cant wait for our laid night“

by yudi August 31, 2022

one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018

Late Night Delirium

A state in which a person or persons may experience excessive tiredness, light headedness and possibly confusion.
Subjects often find themselves laughing at what would normally be unfunny to 'nose exhalable' jokes and humour, similar to an effect of marijuana.
Most commonly caused by many hours of playing video games.
Late Night Delirium is most commonly experienced between the hours of 2AM & 6AM although 'LND' can be experienced at any hour of the day.

3AM CS really has induced the Late Night Delirium!

by Jupe_ September 16, 2024