Big Disc-Douche

A rotund member of the Asian race, who although very rippliscious, tells perfectly fit athletes that they need to lose weight and get a girlfriend. They have a tendency to take advantage of mentally disabled women, by courting them, and bragging about their relationship. Their attitude is known as "fatboyindenialitus". Although these disc like creatures do their best to walk (passing it off as a quick waddle) in front of others, they have been observed rolling to destinations when they are not around their "peers". This is much more efficient for them, but they need to eat lots of food in advance, much like a bicycle tire needing air.

"Channel 9 news is sorry to report that our cameraman has been crushed by a stray Big Disc-Douche on a long roll."

by Pinguino November 3, 2012

dick guzzling douche

Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.

Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.

Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.

by SlightlyAmused December 9, 2013

Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.

You can go gargle a douche, dude.

by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016

Team Alpha Douche

- Arm wrestling , jui jistu , power lifting, drinking, partying, gym rat, people who don't wear sleeves.
- being affiliated with Team Alpha Douche is a general synopsis that your an arrogant, self centered, vain, narcissistic, and generally psycho.

-Term "Bro" used by members of Team Alpha Douche to describe practically all humans and some non humans.

- " Those two bros over there are pack leaders of Team Alpha Douche".
- "See how I got that girl to like me, she is totally into me". gives hello TAD member a high- five . "Hell Yeah!. Team Alpha Douche!"

by Is it my day off yet? May 22, 2017

God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.

I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.

by cootercat03 April 10, 2021

Arctic Douche

Taking a squirty water-bottle outside on a cold day and cleaning your partners minge for her.

That Arctic Douche was going great until I queefed the water all over his face.

by Facecake July 25, 2009