David

David is someone any body can ask for

Most fun person to be with and be around David is someone any body can ask for

by anonymous November 23, 2021

David

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.

Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.

by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021

david cardus

the smallest dick in the world

Phil: I have a David cardus

by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

David

David is let’s just say he is special I mean he thinks with his dick not his head and don’t get me started on his dick when he gets a girl if that’s possible they always think he is transgender because his dick is so small.I will say David is good at golf only because he is good at hitting balls. He is a very gay guy and he just wants to get fucked by men. But he is also and okay guy

David is used in a sentence is when your talking about a dumbass

by Mr truth teller 69 May 20, 2022

DAVID HER

If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat

Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"

by FANCYMOUSE February 14, 2024

david

when he yells it hurts my head . like plz be quiet plz. but he’s nice tho. so yeah thanks david for giving me a headache while being nice. ☺️

dive david

by djdnxncnfngn February 9, 2022

David

A david is a cutie sexc af boy with freckles

His ass is also rly fun to slap

Omg zi ur dating a david😍

by Zi-meow February 18, 2022