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Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
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scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".
by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018
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brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN
GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE
by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021
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Dolphin brain

Dolphin brain is a metaphor for the mental connections/ train of thought made by a ND person in between conversation. It can be used to describe the thought process made mentally by a ND person in-between verbal conversation.

Imagine a dolphin jumping out of the water; that's the voiced thoughts/conversation. The dolphin then disappears in the water which is when the unvoiced thoughts happen, and the mental connections between a to z is made.

NT's only see the breach of the water which is just a faction of what is happening beneath the surface which is why confusion happen when a ND goes from talking about mango to orchids.

(Inspired from tweet by @3TrackMind79 on twitter)
Neurodiverse (ND): I love mangoes
Neurotypical (NT): Yeah, me too
ND: I want more orchids

NT: ???

With dolphin brain
ND out loud: I love mangoes

ND in their head: Pineapple is an amazing fruit too
ND in their head: Sponge-Bob lives in a pineapple

ND in their head: He's probably from Hawaii
ND in their head: Uh, there's so many pretty flowers in Hawaii
NT: Yeah, me too
ND out loud: I want more orchids
by Miss_Em February 25, 2021
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Brain Scope 1

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.
by Vortex Define August 13, 2019
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anorexia brain

A process where your brain does dumb reckless shit that you probably have no recollection of, due to an anorexia episode.
Remember when you kissed your Cousin Tom Last Christmas?” “Anorexia brain fr”
by P00pyp0opypo0 January 21, 2023
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Eating some Brains

When a woman violently licks the ball sack while the man squeezes his nuts together to resemble a brain (aka The Brain). This action is like a zombie eating some brains.
Last night Lauren started groaning while we were doing it, next thing you know, she's eating some brains.
by td9187 April 1, 2013
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