Moment

Through the emerging consensus of observation and experimentation, one (1) moment is equal to exactly three (3) whole minutes.

Cassie: Just a moment...
*3 whole minutes pass*
Cassie: Hi! So I've gone ahead and scheduled your appointment - you're all set!

by ccpresident September 6, 2018

Blonde moment

An act of doing something really stupid

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment

by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018

Garey Moment

Getting upset over minute issues

Girl 1: Why is she ignoring everyone at the party?

Girl 2: Because she saw her boyfriend talking to a friend of his.

Girl 1: Oh, she’s just having a Garey moment.

by Baseballstar101 June 11, 2018

that moment when you die

when something scary or funny happens

wow I just had that moment when you die when a lion opened my car door

by palsmawielder2 May 20, 2018

Underhill moment

An explosive moment of courage and glory that single-handedly saves the day usually having a strong chance of injury and/or a huge downside for the person completing the act.

Dom: Did you see the game on Saturday?
Lachlan: Yeah, that tackle saved the game for England.
Dom: I know right he just threw himself and put his body on the line for his country.
Lachlan: A true Underhill moment

by COVID-19 June 26, 2019

Bruh Moment

You say it when someone plays fortnite or is a failure in general.

Man 1: Hey, do you want to play fortnite?
Man 2: Bruh Moment

by Bruhman69420 June 28, 2019

Judd Moment

A Judd Moment is where you enter a conversation and you have no clue what’s happening, what’s going on, or what they’re talking about and you get scared, worried, confused, horrified, or straight up dumbfounded by it and you would be better off without being further part of and not given context of the conversation.

(User if said phrase): bro, this is a total Judd Moment.

Or

(User of said phrase): I’m having a total Judd Moment right now.

Or

(User of said phrase): WOW, this is a total Judd Moment for me guys!

by Mr_Kinto July 1, 2019