Old wool

Gray pubes. Silver bush. Old pussy.

That chick is cute, but she's a little older. That's some old wool!

by Crazy hound July 17, 2016

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

Old Yeller

A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.

Is it wrong to wish that Old Yeller behind us would meet the same fate as the dog in the book?

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

Welcome (Old)

The worst song ever.

"Hey, Welcome (Old) is the best so- SHUT UP."

by CatterLover2022 May 11, 2022

Angry old lady

Judy

Judy is just a angry old lady

by Themango2 February 13, 2022

Old Faceful

The act of cumming a massive load into someone’s mouth with someone you see regularly, similar to how Old Faithfuls geysers erupt every 44 minutes to an hour

Yeah, I gave Jenny and Old Faceful. It’s getting pretty serious between us.

by Anjorific January 13, 2025

Old Tron

Human crossbread with DAC computer implants that chooses to live seperate from others, because they may inadvertently reveal their Tronic side far too easily and thus give away who or what they really are. Early age players of classic video arcade games returning to their gaming roots only to find out that their roots were just fantom memories inbeded in their cerebral dortex contimum as false or recurring memories that in later years allowded them to believe that they really existed, wheather in the Nexus statum or Kirkuim thearium.

Seamingly crazy old coote that can fix anything and knows everything. A well know player of the old tron arcade game.

by Old Tron January 9, 2010