Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.

Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."

by Purple Koala October 19, 2011

ten-o-clock

pay money in full

i promise imma give you the money ten-o-clock

by arrgrrey June 11, 2018

Crap-O-Rama

When something is extremely boring.

This party is an all night Crap-O-Rama.

by Terence Carter June 17, 2008

land o' goshin'

everbuddy in the Land o' Goshin' is incredulous at certain things the sophisticates and city slickers take for granted and think is ho-hum . . . Ordinary.

when you ride through a provincial place--say, for example-- the mid-west states,

and you're in, like, a Model T, newly on the roads, & all the denizens come out onto the streets; they look and they points, and they say, 'garsh' or 'gahw', or 'goh-lee', or sometimes they will even say 'yikes!' & then,

you know you're in . . . another . . . Land o' Goshin'.

by socialista October 25, 2011

Cran-o-log

Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.

by historically_defined December 16, 2009

o-ring damage

when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.

dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.

by fix america first January 17, 2014

Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.

“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”

by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021