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gay cooties

1. When straight men think being too close to anything overtly feminine will make them gay

2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay
1. Bruh don't wear that flowery shirt, it has gay cooties.

2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.
by vwvw March 20, 2017
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Gay Turtle

When you are a gay turle you are gay af and have no social life freinds or other means of expressing yourself besides saying ur a gay turtle
by BIGSTRAIGHT February 7, 2019
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gay

A word that has been used in so many ways meaning to insult someone by calling them a homosexual or describing an inanimate object that it has recently lost meaning.
John: That shirt is GAY!

Mark: Yeah, that shirt was definetly pounding ass upstairs when i took it off.
by Chick Dorris April 26, 2010
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word of the gays

When a classic word of the day is crappy and you feel like you have wasted several minutes reading it, and you know you will never use it.
driver's arm, cubicle speed and overvite are the most recent words of the day, but in reality they are considered by the public to be word of the gays
by jbn May 31, 2007
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deja gay

1. The strange feeling that you've been gay before. When a guy lives a straight life, despite a history of homosexual activity.
2. What your male ballet teacher might accidentally call a degaje in a freudian slip.
1. He's married, but he can't fight the deja gay.
2. Now deja gay girls. Umm, I mean degaje.
by copperboom May 23, 2007
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Gay Pirate

A mixed drink commonly made of Diet Coke and rum, typically Captain Morgan's rum.
The dude does nothing but go to the gym and drink -- so he's afraid of calories. He orders non-stop Gay Pirates until midnight when we have to pour him into a cab.
by Vindicator13 February 9, 2010
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gay marriage

gay marriage is a union between two people of the same sex. It is between two people that love each just like any other marriage. And some of you are saying that if you're gay you can go back,but if your gay, you can't go back,it's how you feel,I'm guessing that those who think that they can do not know a gay person. People would not go through all that emotional pain ((and physical pain, if you include what people do to them)) if they could just go back.And it is not due to parents that mother to much, considering there are families with one gay child, and none of the others are.
Someone very close to me is gay, and his father was a Pastor, and learned to accept it for what it was, and so should you
by elc September 5, 2005
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