Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.
by alwaysplaysscissors August 16, 2013
A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.
Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *
Girl : * opens the door *
Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *
Girl : * looks at you *
Boy : * breaths *
Girl : wanna have sex?
Boy : yeah
* after the cyber *
Girl : so....
* boy doesn't answer the message *
Girl : * opens the door *
Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *
Girl : * looks at you *
Boy : * breaths *
Girl : wanna have sex?
Boy : yeah
* after the cyber *
Girl : so....
* boy doesn't answer the message *
by TheCleverOneGirl April 24, 2016
When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011
Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".
If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.
by HappyHorse December 23, 2016
Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
by aziz146 November 03, 2012
Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.
by Tommyrunner February 15, 2018