Two man

When two girls go on a date with two guys/ when two girls are dating two guys.

“Omg Gavin and Nate are so cute!!”
“I know right!”

“two man?”

by iknowyouseethissss March 5, 2024

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.

My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.

by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022

Two shakes

A quick hand job using both hands.

Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.

by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021

Two eyed four eyed cunt

Lester from GTA

Lester is a two eyed four eyed cunt

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 17, 2020

two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”

by Expedition17 March 23, 2024

Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish

This team consists of FatalMovie, sofiasomthin, and mckennabakugo, these three people may possibly be the best Minecraft Bedwars players ever seen. Together they can beat anyone at anytime and have thousands of Bedwars games. Their origin story consists of one day meeting by chance on the bedwars discord server and playing bedwars together the rest is history and how they got their team name; well that’s a story for another day.

Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish is the most elite team of minecraft players I have ever seen.

by mckennabakugo March 17, 2022