Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.
Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.
Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.
Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.
Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.
by What is ya doin Dan May 21, 2017
by Yoga Vixen July 29, 2017
by MadelineiBv July 05, 2018
Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 03, 2025
by Heartless Saints June 06, 2024
When someone takes a shit and flushes the bowl but then when you walk by it smells like something died in there
My girl Helena straight up took a shit at work and after she flushed it smelled like a dead bowl up in there
by CRRAMS😘 August 02, 2018
Smock a dead bitch's pack day happens on March 21st every year. This is a day you gon smoke niggas dead granny and shit.
by asdsasf666667 March 21, 2022