Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

Facebook

The place where you finally get revenge on people who bothered you in the past.

(Directed at the teacher who called someone a know-it-all)
How is making a small statement supposed to be 'knowing everything?!

So that's getting revenge on Facebook.

by SomeoneNew October 18, 2012

Facebook Sprung

When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...

Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!

Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung

by koolpool13 November 11, 2012

facebiotch

An unjustifiably overly popular person with several online friends. This person usually gets lots of positive feedback for posts and pictures and seldom will respond back or acknowledge the attention they get. A facebiotch will usually only pay attention to new people until they no longer have a use for them.

McKayla is such a facebiotch that she couldn't even comment on the funny inside joke that I posted for her birthday.

by glassh0uses November 12, 2012

facebook body

female with a facebook account and profile picture of only her face zoom out she is FUCKING HUGE.

Arnold: How'd your date go?

Daniel: terrible. facebook body she was like 300 lbs

by tweetsfromabyss February 23, 2013

facebooed

To complain about a company, product, service or person on Facebook, either directly to them or by tagging them in a post.

I facebooed the cable company and they gave me a refund for my service being out.

by English pip December 10, 2013

Facebook

"A stalker's dream come true" and a misanthrope's worst fears confirmed a thousandfold. Thankfully there is one redeeming quality: more porn is plaguing the site than ever. Because the cynics responsible for the rules are beginning to realize signing a terms of service without reading it is not going to affect anyone's inclination to watch or upload fucking twerk videos.

If you scoured the entire timeline of every user to ever exist on Facebook, you could fit the posts that contain any intellectual merit on a single flash drive, and most of them would be mine.

by TheManThatYouFear May 14, 2014