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Pussy Face

A term used describe a man with a beard so long and scraggly his face has the appearance of pussy hair that hasn't been trimmed since the 1970's.
Rebecca: That man over there at the bar just asked for my number.

Sally: Which guy?

Rebecca: The pussy face on the last stool.

Sally: Yick! If I wanted to kiss a pussy, I'd find a woman!
by Vanessa28613 October 3, 2014
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Middle Face

When your whole face including eyes and mouth want to be at your nose. Especially common when filmed in slow-motion.
Gavin: Dan, you have gone full middle face.
Dan: No, not again!
by Ollienova250 February 12, 2018
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funny face

1.)A 1957 romantic film

2.)Someone with an unique appearance
"Well, look at her."
"I see. She does have a funny face."
by Food_Smarts_123 July 25, 2015
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Face Leech

A male friend who uses you to meet women and becomes their friend on Facebook. They accomplish this by hanging out with you in casual settings (ie. bar/festival/party). When you bump into or meet up with female friends he will latch on to her/them by using Facebook. He's very unsuspecting and he does it in secret while you are in the bathroom or distracted in another conversation with someone else. He will approach her innocently and say something like "Hey, are you guys friends on Facebook? Can I be your friend too?"

He will do this with your current girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, or long time female friends.

Ways to figure if your friend is Face Leech:

1. Hang out with him at a bar till you accidentally bump in to a female friend. Next morning, check to see if they are friends on Facebook. If they are friends and you seemed to have missed the conversation about them being friends on Facebook... Your friend is probably a Face Leech.

2. Look in your mutual friends with him. If its all girls and just another guy or two... He's most likely a Face Leech.
Dude, Bob and I were hangin at the bar and accidentally bumped in to my ex-girlfriend Kristin... and now their Facebook friends!?!?!?!? I hope that Face Leech isn't' trying to go for sloppy seconds!
by PASSO3058 July 25, 2010
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Poopy Face

A person who either figuratively or literally has excrement on their face due to their poor demeanor
Mr Watson is a poopy face
by i am not an animal April 17, 2010
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Erection Face

When a smelly ugly prostitute looks at your small erection and makes a funny face.
Ben-"That Ugly Smelly Prostitute Gave Me The Erection Face."
Muller-"WOW,You Have A Tiny Penis."
by AsexyPronz April 28, 2008
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sun face

The sun face is an expression preformed involuntarily by one who is exposed to sun or other bright light. While subjected to light nature takes over and creates its own version of sunglasses causing the eyes to squint creating a wrinkled chink look. During this deep, intense squint a chain reaction occurs and the performers mouth will unknowingly creep open, and will also fall victim to a curled upper lip and flaring nostrils.
Sun faces are common among people driving in the sun, people waking up in the morning to bright light, and summertime power walkers. Although not confirmed by science the sun face is believed to be an effective form of birth control.
In forgetting his sunglasses in the car Josh was unable to talk to any girls while at the beach due to his hideous sun face.
by Tyler Beckwith April 18, 2008
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