Quarter-ass

To do something which should not be done to begin with, and to do it in a half-assed way.

John, you did a quarter-assed job by printing out all your e-mails -- they're not even in chronological order!

by Sulak December 7, 2010

asses to be kicked

A phrase used by a bully to sort out whose ass he will kick next. a simple way of filing in ones head.

ok i kicked george's ass now all i have on my asses to be kicked is joe and roger...

by jiggawhut?! October 12, 2005

ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 15, 2008

ass mugged

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.

by Jean Painter September 20, 2008

Spraycan Ass

The day after effect you get when you eat wings or mexican food.

th0se fucking tac0s gave me SprayCan Ass!! i shit h0t fire!!!

by Just a guy stating the obvious September 26, 2005

ass packet

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.

i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.

by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005

Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.

" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"

by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007