by Krog April 12, 2006
John, you did a quarter-assed job by printing out all your e-mails -- they're not even in chronological order!
by Sulak December 06, 2010
When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
by gimmedatsammich January 25, 2012
by shanut July 11, 2008
"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."
by Miguel Carnay September 06, 2006
The drinking game consiting of walking butt naked on a dinning room table while dropping quarters from your ass hole into the mouth of an unsuspecting stranger preferably with their shoes on while listning to jon fanda.
obviously everybody is a winner
obviously everybody is a winner
by connor mcginn October 07, 2007
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
by Fedora Jack September 05, 2016