Quarter-ass 

being half-assed at half-assing stuff

my bud John quarter-assed his final exam

Quarter-ass by Krog April 27, 2006

Quarter-ass 

To do something which should not be done to begin with, and to do it in a half-assed way.

John, you did a quarter-assed job by printing out all your e-mails -- they're not even in chronological order!

Quarter-ass by Sulak December 7, 2010

quarter-tight ass 

A firm gluteus maximus.

"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."

quarter-tight ass by Miguel Carnay September 7, 2006

Quarter-pound ass 

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs

Jenny's quarter-pound ass looked non-existent in those jeans

Quarter-pound ass by l-dog** April 30, 2019

Put A Quarter in Your Ass 

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.

Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.

Put A Quarter in Your Ass by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016

put a quarter in your ass 

Shut the hell up.

I heard enough, put a quarter in your ass!

put a quarter in your ass by Solidome October 11, 2016

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls by HK Orlando October 19, 2006