Quarter-ass

being half-assed at half-assing stuff

my bud John quarter-assed his final exam

by Krog April 27, 2006

Quarter-ass

To do something which should not be done to begin with, and to do it in a half-assed way.

John, you did a quarter-assed job by printing out all your e-mails -- they're not even in chronological order!

by Sulak December 7, 2010

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

quarter-assed

Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.

Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.

by shanut August 4, 2008

quarter-tight ass

A firm gluteus maximus.

"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."

by Miguel Carnay September 7, 2006

ass quarters

The drinking game consiting of walking butt naked on a dinning room table while dropping quarters from your ass hole into the mouth of an unsuspecting stranger preferably with their shoes on while listning to jon fanda.

obviously everybody is a winner

"I love playing ass quarters with you.. I always win"

by connor mcginn October 23, 2007

Put A Quarter in Your Ass

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.

Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.

by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016