hide and go fuck

When you and your partner play hide and go seek, but when you find the person you have sex where you found your partner.

Dude I totally played hide and go fuck on the Liberty senior stage with my girlfriend last night.

by Leekie (lol) August 8, 2009

Hittin' the hops

Hops (Humulus lupulus) are a main ingredient in beer, used to give this fine alcohlic beverage it's characteristic bitter taste. To drink beer.

Gary: Hey man me and the lads are getting together tonight for some tea and crumpets, you in?
Bruce: Nah man I'm hookin that shit and hittin' the hops with the ladies.
Gary: You would dude, you would.

by Roachey15 August 13, 2009

hipster shit

Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.

Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen!

Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.

Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!

by ACD8K November 20, 2011

hiptarded

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'

Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."

by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

hiyab

Hiyab is a beautiful person, if you are to ever meet and if you are to ever become friends with one then don't let her go! If your lucky enough to call her one of your best friends then keep her, don't ever let her go! Hiyab is a kind-hearted, amazing and stunning girl, she's beautiful beyond words. Her personality is infectious and you will become taken in by her, so beware! She's so much like a cute teddy bear, so much that you want to hug her forever. She's one in a million, and I'm so lucky to know a Hiyab. I'm even more lucky to call her my best friend and more! She's feisty, but is always kind. And I never want to lose her. She's so so strong also! More than words can explain.

"Is that an angel?" "No, that's just Hiyab."

by Rosey Nemany March 25, 2019

hit tweet

A certain tweet that gets thousands of impressions and likes.
Also something I'll never have.

Example:
Sasha: *Tweets something that gets a ton of likes*
Sasha: Omg hit tweet thank you sm now stream my fc!!

by Milkgay March 4, 2021

himbofication

The process of turning an intelligent and modest guy into an air-headed hot and attractive man. Male version of bimbofication.

He doesn’t really use his brain much anymore but at least he’s gotten hotter since he started working out, his himbofication is almost complete

by ricoame May 22, 2021