When you stick a dildo up your ass, then stain the dildo with shit, cover it with jizz and stick it in your girls mouth while eating her butt.
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The act of ejaculating in a condom, filling said condom with a gas (such as carbon dioxide) and exploding it on someone as a prank.
Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
by t4zyl February 3, 2026
Get the Colorado Cum Clobber mug.Refers to Ancient Americans who were found in America, whose presence on the land extends back thousands of years. The term “Colored American” was later used in early U.S. records to describe these people, but over time they were mis-associated with Africa due to racial assumptions, despite being originally identified in and of America. The term emphasizes ancient American origin, historical continuity, and lineage rooted in the land itself.
Historical Note (1828):
Noah Webster’s 1828 American Dictionary of the English Language defines “American” as “a native of America” and “colored” as a descriptor of appearance, not foreign origin. This confirms that “Colored American” originally meant a people identified in America, not an imported or immigrant population, and that later racial associations were applied after the fact, not inherent to the term.
Historical Note (1828):
Noah Webster’s 1828 American Dictionary of the English Language defines “American” as “a native of America” and “colored” as a descriptor of appearance, not foreign origin. This confirms that “Colored American” originally meant a people identified in America, not an imported or immigrant population, and that later racial associations were applied after the fact, not inherent to the term.
“Colored Americans were found in America and identified as natives long before modern racial narratives.”
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Example: "They built the railways." This classic colonialism rationalization credits the colonizer for infrastructure built by forced labor to extract resources, ignoring that the railways were designed for export, not local development, and were part of a system of total subjugation. The tool of control is rebranded as a generous gift.
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