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american paintjob

When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.

Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018
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All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.
I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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American Sushi

When a United States Marine chops up a old Japanese lady after being told to get out of their country.
Person 1 : Did you read the paper today? Another marine cut up a old Japanese lady for insulting old glory.

Person 2 : Oh in the marines we call that American Sushi !
by Monkeypoop01 September 5, 2025
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American Virgin

Someone who has never had a hook up, one night stand, or a Friend With Benefits. Different from the forms of physical virginity and means never having had casual/party sex.
"Hey do You think that Martha is a virgin?!"

"No, she got married very young but she is probably an American virgin though."
by UKBlumpkinKing June 29, 2025
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American Bidet

The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.
Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.
by Mjku December 22, 2014
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A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10BJS and 10DouBJraGS. DOUBJruLexplosion who ever wins. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created American DouBJraG DOUBJruLexplosion. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 25, 2022
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Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.
Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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