American Derangement Syndrome

A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.

Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)

See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome

American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024

American bacon

Shit bacon

Hey have you seen that American bacon it jiggles when you pick it up

by Liam de grad April 6, 2024

Americans love the monarchy

Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!

Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

Delton American

Certain American demographic, likely listens to Rio. Likely owns a stolen hellcat

That Delton American hit my car and drove away

by Fellow ukie 9 year old April 21, 2024

american problems

Describes an issue that is exclusive to americans where the american acts like its a global issue

Boy 1: I hate the lockers in our school

Guy on the internet: American problems

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

American Healthcare

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.

American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024

American tuxedo

When one wears corduroy pants and a corduroy shirt/jacket

Oh hey! Look at Jimmy, he’s wearing an American tuxedo! I

by MoRowe May 11, 2024