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Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.
Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"
by vSevy January 5, 2021
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Indian Taking

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required

Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)

Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"

Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
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Dumpsterfire Take

When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.
Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."
by AmalgamationDoll November 20, 2021
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TAKING IT IN THE TONKA

The act of getting ass plowed by another he or she or he-she. This also refers to consuming narcotics by cramming them up your poop shoot.
My Tinder date be taking it in the Tonka. She ain’t gonna be walking straight for a week.

Also reference :

I took a Perc in the Tonka, that’s it money.
by Marion Cobretti Esq. November 22, 2022
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Take a Kayla

Drop a large deuce! To take a s***
I had to take a dump.

Did you see bill take a kayla!
Means to take a doo doo
by Takeadoodoo September 22, 2017
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to put a car, truck, or other piece of unreliable machinery out of its misery, most likely by junking it.
Yes, that's my car. Yes, I'm planning to take it out back and shoot it this winter...
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 19, 2025
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