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Taking the cow to market

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"
by Vic140385 August 14, 2008
mugGet the Taking the cow to marketmug.
"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."

Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
mugGet the You're not going to be able to take pride in-mug.

I will take your life

by Communism Is Life May 3, 2025
mugGet the I will take your lifemug.

Truck take

An opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular except it's guaranteed to be racist and generally given into a camera from inside a parked truck.
Tyler was fired for using the n-word in a truck take posted to Tic-Tok
by K. Dingus June 6, 2022
mugGet the Truck takemug.

Take it off

Hym "Take it off! Slut!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
mugGet the Take it offmug.

take in a cock

A rather weird way of saying "to screw up" or "to mess up"
Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."
by D4rk5id3 October 11, 2023
mugGet the take in a cockmug.

Take over payments

When you have kids with a woman and split up and someone else who wants to be with the woman is willing to step up to help the kids and be there for them.
" Did you know Jewels ain't with Garett anymore? No but they have a baby together right? Yes but I'd take over payments real quick.
by Foxu2 June 18, 2018
mugGet the Take over paymentsmug.

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