tweeter stick

a man's fuck stick.or dong.

-"Man I have a huge tweeter stick!",said chace

by CHACE MCBRIDE May 24, 2008

Wizard Stick

A Wizard Stick is usually constructed of tall boy PBR beer cans. As The Hipster drinks, he/she tapes the empty beer cans together to create a cane of some sort.

You can witness the use of a Wizard Stick in the new Hipster Parody video called "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube. It's totally out of control.

by Brian Thoryk January 21, 2013

ham on a stick

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.

Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.

by McFist April 20, 2005

boom stick

a gun,usually one used for close range.

used in red-neck slang. more of a joke. 'I'm going to shoot you with my boom stick'

by mishaun July 27, 2006

slap stick

When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.

Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.

by Matt the cat June 1, 2005

giggle stick

something you smack your bitch with to make her laugh

my little firend

That Kyle Holland kid sure has a small giggle stick. He doesn't even have the giggle.

by Billy the Jew November 14, 2003

bitch be good stick

A term coined by Cyrax on the Wolfenstein Resource forums describing a hypothetical stick that would create good behavior in an inferior being after being beaten severely with said stick.

Quit acting up back there, or I'll get out my bitch be good stick!

by derail January 19, 2007