The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.
"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.
by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011
Get the Pumpkin Topmug. So at the party last night I gave my girlfriend a stuffed top and she was blowing cum out of her nose for weeks.
by Jabob May 20, 2016
Get the stuffed topmug. by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024
Get the patty topmug. by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018
Get the Top off the benzmug. Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018
Get the top hat trickmug. When one places their hand upon another’s bra and feels the fabric/material of which the bra is made from.
by Cheeky thing January 15, 2019
Get the dry topmug. by aiibro April 27, 2017
Get the topmug.