Jesus

Joshua/Josh.

I am Jesus - I am Joshua/Josh.

by AuntyPunjab April 9, 2021

Jesus Chirst

Jesus Chirst, not to be confused with Jesus Christ, is what atheists believe in.

Jesus Chirst is the best, yo

by Delerium_22 November 6, 2025

Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore

Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD

by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022

Green Jesus

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...

'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'

by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023

jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015

Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021