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a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.
After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.
by jpeg1024 April 6, 2015
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When a whale spouts water with the sun at the correct angle, the viewer sees the "rainblow".
Rainblow off the port bow Captain!
by jpeg1024 November 7, 2015
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