Facebook Flood

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)

A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.

by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011

Facebook formal

When you no longer see a person irl but you're still friends on Facebook and might even occasionally interact.

Person 1: "I saw Sarah today, did you go to her babyshower?"
Person 2: "Sarah from high school? No we're Facebook formal, I saw pictures though."

by Pomme de terre December 3, 2020

Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"

I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

Facebook

The Facebook is a dangerous social media that takes control of the elderly's brain using biochemical reactions and is very nefarious to one's mind, it also lets the government spy on you and takes control of your brain and trick you that the earth is flat because they want to cut funding to NASA to pay the debt to China, although this is rare and is only applies to a small fraction of people (if you believe that the earth is flat the CIA took over your mind). All data on Facebook is fed to The Zuc, an evil mastermind trying to dominate us all but to no avail.

Person 1: Check out this funny minion meme on Facebook
Meme: *Respect your parents they passed school without Google.
Person 2: Oh shit, the CIA has access to your brain, you shall be cleansed.
Person 1: Fuck you! The earth is flat and vaccines are a hoax.
Person 2: *Fucking kills Person 1 with a Desert Eagle 50cal.
Person 2: bruh

by Mike Oxrweelibig May 20, 2020

Facebook Proxy

When somebody looking over your shoulder tells you to post something on somebody's Facebook page, when you have no desire to leave a message for that person.

Girlfriend: "Hey! Post Happy Birthday" on your nephews Facebook page !"

Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."

Girlfriend: "Just do it !"

Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."

by The Pirate of Pissants October 29, 2010

facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.

It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.

by bigcoluk January 5, 2018

facebook

(verb) using a book to hit the face of sb with great force

jim apologised for facebook-ing tony

by humansrweird June 3, 2020