douchebag

A pretentious, arrogant idiot. Someone with an inflamed sense of self-worth, usually compounded with an extreme lack of intelligence. Typically does not own a mirror, for if they did, would surely be able to detect the immense level of douchebagginess they are emitting.

Douchebag: (adj;) See also; Jersey Shore.

douchebag by TheMaddestMage August 25, 2010

douche 

The derogatory name given to a person that makes an epic fail.

Person 1: Bad News!! I am working this Saturday. I have no idea why but I was convinced the run was on Sunday, apparently it's not anymore!! Sh*t the bed

Person 2: You Douche!

douche by douche-hater1 December 8, 2010

Douche Lizard 

A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.

Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."

Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."

Douche Lizard by mantium January 11, 2011

Douche Dumpster 

A male who acts straight but is secretly gay. This male is/was most likely on the high school wrestling team.

Josh was dating Cameron but since he was a douche dumpster he was seeing Nathan on the side.

Douche Dumpster by CjInman February 21, 2011

Douche Canoe 

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.

That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.

Douche Canoe by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012

douchebag

Ryan Seacrest

Look at that douchebag (Ryan Seacrest).

douchebag by kramdizzle February 25, 2012

Douchebag

A person that tries to manipulate a persons feelings.

A person who makes "Maurawich" sandwiches for their girlfriend after ticking her off; what a Douchebag.

Douchebag by BettyBopperBoneHopper March 10, 2014