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Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.
"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"
by Etultra November 17, 2025
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Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
by Karen7397 October 7, 2022
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Lose The Happy

The moment where anger fills you so completely happiness ceases to exist in your world. Usually accompanied by loud screaming, foaming at the mouth, and uncontrolled attacks of violence.
If my network crashes one more time I swear I'm going to lose the happy all over this place.
by Mistagnome February 18, 2011
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Happy Hallowthanksgivmas

When decorations for Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas go up at the end of September.
When you see decor for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas at the store you say Happy Hallowthanksgivmas.
by Creator912 October 15, 2023
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.
"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.
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Happy Sak

This is used in Chicago to say happy birthday to someone.
Y’all my Sak comin up
“Ong my Sak finna be jumpin
“Happy Sak brudda/sista”
by N💲 February 5, 2024
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Happy

dude im so happy my friend bounced on my cock
by shickennugget September 19, 2022
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