king of the portal 

As seen on Newgrounds.

The Flash animator who receives the most awards for his or her work within a month is named King of the Portal. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards.

Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal.

Flash Animator: Well, although he technecally never won that award, some of his stuff is really funny.

king of the portal by Connect the Dots September 6, 2005

take the piss out of someone 

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.

From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)

take the piss out of someone by Roberto y Maria September 13, 2011

Kevin The Pigeon 

Louis Tomlinson's plastic pigeon, Kevin.

Kevin The Pigeon is a plastic pigeon.

Kevin The Pigeon by Chicken.168 July 31, 2016

The Price is Right 

Thomas Hersh is backwards. If The Price is Right was only viewed by old people. why do they have specials for Firemen, Police Officers, Army/Navy/Coast Guard etc., and why is it that, when they just have regular shows, more than 60% of the audience is comprised of college students and people on vacation?

This is Bob Barker reminding you: Help control the pet population; have your pet spayed or neutered! Go bye everybody.

The Price is Right by not Thomas Hersh January 13, 2005

The Palmer 

The act of punching someone in the face when times get hard (preferably a member of the female sex)

Yo, in co-ed handball that girl tried to strip the ball from me, so i had to give her The Palmer.

The Palmer by tray2k April 20, 2006

The Point System  

The Point system is, as stated, a system of points earned based on sexual activities performed in areas other than either participants bedroom. It generally takes the form of friendly competition between bored, promiscuous friends.
points:
2nd base= 1 points
3rd base= 2 points
4th base= 5 points

additional rules:
any actions that lead to other actions (e.g. hand action leading to sex) points are awarded for the highest earning activity only.
however, if additional activities are added after this, these points are counted as well.

extra points:
one extra point is awarded for the following
-if the participants are not a couple
- if there are other people in the room
- if 2 activities are done at the same time (e.g. 69ing is 5 points instead of 4)
-in the case of sex, 2 extra points are awarded instead of one. i.e. sex with someone else in the room earns 7 points etc.

"aw man, fingered this chick in my brothers room while he was in there. we got 3 points."
...
"hey man, how many points you get last night?"
"23"
"Dude, you're winning The Point System "

The Point System by McGarfield October 18, 2008

the fast and the penisless 

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.

Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

the fast and the penisless by James Myrick October 10, 2007