turn two 

taking a dump.

"Man, I knew we shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican joint. Imma go turn two in your bathroom."

turn two by Shitschool August 27, 2009

george two pints 

Someone who goes out drinking, Claiming to be a heavy drinker.
inevitably ends up drinking 2 pints and becoming 'the life and soul of the party'.

James: ''hey, I was in the pub the other night with Lei.''
Ed: 'Ah yeh, what happened?''
James: 'Well he challenged me to drinking the most'
Ed: 'Who won?'
James: 'Well me..I only had 3 pints.'
Ed: 'Ah right'
James: ' Yes. Indeed a George Two Pints'.
Ed: 'Faggot'
James: 'Yes'
Ed: 'Consider him no longer man or friend'
James: 'Deal'
Ed: 'Deal'

AND THEN...

Noel Edmonds: 'Deal Or No Deal.'

george two pints by Ed Moody + James Hale December 6, 2006

More than two genders 

a lie

SJW:theres more than two genders!!1!

Me:No

SJW:*Vanishes*

More than two genders by a human withA functioningBrain December 10, 2020

Part two 

Part two of my two-part definitions

This is part two.

Part two by Fish money May 5, 2020

Six, Two, and Even 

Also 6, 2, and Even. A phrase referring to horseraces, where those numbers on a horse indicated that that horse was most likely to win, so it was the safest horse to bet on. Outside of horseracing, the phrase claims what is most likely going to happen.

Joe: Hey, did you hear about the George leaving his girl?

Philip: Yeah, but I wouldn't worry too much. Six, Two, and Even he'll have another girl in three days.

Six, Two, and Even by Vintage Translator February 2, 2018

your two inches 

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

your two inches by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009

Tasmanian two hole Torture

Where a guy crosses his index and pinky finger making a V shape with both hands and jams them into the womans vagina and anus.

That tasmanian two hole torture hurt me more than her!

Tasmanian two hole Torture by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009