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rice and potatoes

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an interracial relationship consisting of one partner of east or southeast Asian descent and an extremely white caucasion person. A rice and potato couple usually consists of one extremely fobby Asian and a dweeby white person.
Hung Lo and Edgar are the typical gay rice and potatoes couple. They eat dumplings with mayonnaise.
by Poonstankqua January 7, 2009
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Sack of Potatoes

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As in the expression, "drop you like a sack of potatoes" which indicates that the aforementioned "sack" containing "potatoes" has been dropped at a greater velocity then that of an unladen swiss style sack.
Touch my package again robin and ill drop you like a fucking sack of potatoes!
by robinlovesmen April 7, 2003
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Turkish mashed potatos

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1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.
1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!
by Jbook July 21, 2006
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Enjoy Your Free Potatoes

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Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008
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by elevator is a beard October 16, 2020
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Boil some potatoes

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The act of defacating in a toilet. With your poo being the potatoes and the toilet being the pot of water.
I can't wait until halftime, I got to boil some potatoes.
by Biff Cool May 30, 2006
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potatoes with mouths

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From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."
Those people are so stupid, they are like potatoes with mouths.
by D9 GM September 2, 2010
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