The person that got enchanted by the Almighty Person 32, but he doesn't seem to understand how useful is that.
Long story short, he likes to play around with time traveling and timeline shifting. (OMG TPOT REFERENCE)
Long story short, he likes to play around with time traveling and timeline shifting. (OMG TPOT REFERENCE)
Person 1: I am so freaking bored.
Person 33: How about we play around with timelines?
Person 1: Sounds like a bad idea honestly.
Person 33: Oh, you just don't understand.
*Person 33 transfers himself into a different year*
*Timeline breaks*
Guy 475: WAIT WHAT
*Timeline breaks again*
Man 2763: WHY AM I MAN 2763 NOT PERSON 1?
*Timeline breaks again again*
Woman 69: HEEEEEEELP
*Timeline breaks again again again*
Cat 3 : MEOW MEOW????!!
*Timeline breaks for the last time, i hope*
Dog - : WOOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!
*Timeline breaks again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again*
Enrspo 1: HPEL!!! VEERTYHGNI SI KOBNER!!!!!!!
*The timeline keeps breaking frequently*
Eeirut 6;'3258: jdvdgyyfcdddgdnjy
*Person 33 comes back to this timeline*
Person 33: What happened? I was just taking a shit in 1534
Person 33: How about we play around with timelines?
Person 1: Sounds like a bad idea honestly.
Person 33: Oh, you just don't understand.
*Person 33 transfers himself into a different year*
*Timeline breaks*
Guy 475: WAIT WHAT
*Timeline breaks again*
Man 2763: WHY AM I MAN 2763 NOT PERSON 1?
*Timeline breaks again again*
Woman 69: HEEEEEEELP
*Timeline breaks again again again*
Cat 3 : MEOW MEOW????!!
*Timeline breaks for the last time, i hope*
Dog - : WOOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!
*Timeline breaks again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again*
Enrspo 1: HPEL!!! VEERTYHGNI SI KOBNER!!!!!!!
*The timeline keeps breaking frequently*
Eeirut 6;'3258: jdvdgyyfcdddgdnjy
*Person 33 comes back to this timeline*
Person 33: What happened? I was just taking a shit in 1534
by The person creator October 9, 2025
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The planet is dark, a little wind blows, just a single shabby house in a middle of a great nowhere.
Person -1: It's so dark. I can't see...
Lightning strikes.
Person -1: My life is torture...
Person -1: I must find the root of all this sadness and emptiness.
Person -1 comes out.
Person -1: It must be here. Just go downwards.
Person -1 starts digging.
Hours go by, Person -1 is exhausted, but still digging.
Person -1: It keeps getting colder and darker. I feel it... I am getting close...
Under the next scoop of rocks and dirt, bingo.
Person -1: This must be it. Just gotta break this big pearl of curse.
*Person -1 punches the curse core*
The core of curse shattered.
Suddenly, an earthquake kicked in immediately.
Person -1: Wait. This isn't right!
Person -1: MY VALUE IS... NEGATIVE ONE!!!!
√-1 = i
Person -1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEOEOEEUOGUHOGHGH
*Person -1 turn s into Person i*
Person i: What am i doing in the very center of this planet?
(his memory was wiped after the transformation)
Person i: Ugh, fine. Gotta climb to the surface.
Person -1: It's so dark. I can't see...
Lightning strikes.
Person -1: My life is torture...
Person -1: I must find the root of all this sadness and emptiness.
Person -1 comes out.
Person -1: It must be here. Just go downwards.
Person -1 starts digging.
Hours go by, Person -1 is exhausted, but still digging.
Person -1: It keeps getting colder and darker. I feel it... I am getting close...
Under the next scoop of rocks and dirt, bingo.
Person -1: This must be it. Just gotta break this big pearl of curse.
*Person -1 punches the curse core*
The core of curse shattered.
Suddenly, an earthquake kicked in immediately.
Person -1: Wait. This isn't right!
Person -1: MY VALUE IS... NEGATIVE ONE!!!!
√-1 = i
Person -1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEOEOEEUOGUHOGHGH
*Person -1 turn s into Person i*
Person i: What am i doing in the very center of this planet?
(his memory was wiped after the transformation)
Person i: Ugh, fine. Gotta climb to the surface.
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person 34: OMG GUYS IM RULE 34
person 32 comes down from person 32 land
person 32: ̵̡̣̰̬͆̀̄̐͌̆̈́̔̄̔̐̀͝Ş̶̟̦̠̪̟͍̩̰̗̩̹̝͈̑̔̃͆̌̎͜͝͠h ̡̛̖̹͉̫̰̰͚̬̪̙͓͕̦͖̰͈͈̹̺̣̫̊͐͐̔̃̒̐̈́̃́̃̈́͗̎̕̚͜͜͠͝ų̴̼͇̌͛̃͑͑͑̓̉̈́͗͂̈́͝͝t̴̢̲̫͇̥͇̱̥̰͇̘̠̻̣͎̪̩̦̳̝̝̝̉̾̈́̐̋̽͋̇͆̀̏̀͑̀͘͘ ̯̩̘̥̪̼̳͍̪̗͕̘̙̜̲̪̗̖̤̮͊̅͋͛̉̀̚͜͝ͅẗ̶̡̨̛̛͔̭̝̲̤̜̫̤̪̜̥͙͎̭̬͎̪̫̫͉̺͓̼́͗́͂̈͂̾̓̃͆̑̿̒̇̂̕͘h ̢͉̩̜̰̫̯͇͈̻̼̙̜̌e̶̛̹̜̖̘͙̗̪̝̤̓̌̀̏̓͗̿͒̐̑̽̊́̀̑̆̈̚ ̢̡̻͇̬̫͕̱̯̮͈̫͕̜̦͈͗̒͊̇ͅͅf̵̨̠̰̲̦͕̬͍̝̦̝̳̤͖͉̘̳̃̈́̄̾ͅͅͅu ̛̖͒̌̅̊̽̈͒͐̀̆͗̽͂͊̒́̍̕͝c ̧̡̺͉͉̲̥̙͇͈̪̜̖̯̯̀̃̀̾̂̍͌̐͊̈́͂͜͝͠ͅk̴̡̛̛̼̥̣̬̠͕̫̭̟̝͉̦̬̬̩̿̈̇̇́̂ ̶̧̦͉̈́̑̂u ̢̛̛̛̛̎̇͛́̐̃̍̊̋̆̇̒̇̌̎̉̏̋͘p ̛̗͓̜͇͙̥̥̪͕̺͈͓̭̗̭̰̤͇͑́͆̃̈́̐́̓͆̒̈́̓̈̂̊̀͋̚͝
person 34: OMG GUYS IM RULE 34
person 32 comes down from person 32 land
person 32: ̵̡̣̰̬͆̀̄̐͌̆̈́̔̄̔̐̀͝Ş̶̟̦̠̪̟͍̩̰̗̩̹̝͈̑̔̃͆̌̎͜͝͠h ̡̛̖̹͉̫̰̰͚̬̪̙͓͕̦͖̰͈͈̹̺̣̫̊͐͐̔̃̒̐̈́̃́̃̈́͗̎̕̚͜͜͠͝ų̴̼͇̌͛̃͑͑͑̓̉̈́͗͂̈́͝͝t̴̢̲̫͇̥͇̱̥̰͇̘̠̻̣͎̪̩̦̳̝̝̝̉̾̈́̐̋̽͋̇͆̀̏̀͑̀͘͘ ̯̩̘̥̪̼̳͍̪̗͕̘̙̜̲̪̗̖̤̮͊̅͋͛̉̀̚͜͝ͅẗ̶̡̨̛̛͔̭̝̲̤̜̫̤̪̜̥͙͎̭̬͎̪̫̫͉̺͓̼́͗́͂̈͂̾̓̃͆̑̿̒̇̂̕͘h ̢͉̩̜̰̫̯͇͈̻̼̙̜̌e̶̛̹̜̖̘͙̗̪̝̤̓̌̀̏̓͗̿͒̐̑̽̊́̀̑̆̈̚ ̢̡̻͇̬̫͕̱̯̮͈̫͕̜̦͈͗̒͊̇ͅͅf̵̨̠̰̲̦͕̬͍̝̦̝̳̤͖͉̘̳̃̈́̄̾ͅͅͅu ̛̖͒̌̅̊̽̈͒͐̀̆͗̽͂͊̒́̍̕͝c ̧̡̺͉͉̲̥̙͇͈̪̜̖̯̯̀̃̀̾̂̍͌̐͊̈́͂͜͝͠ͅk̴̡̛̛̼̥̣̬̠͕̫̭̟̝͉̦̬̬̩̿̈̇̇́̂ ̶̧̦͉̈́̑̂u ̢̛̛̛̛̎̇͛́̐̃̍̊̋̆̇̒̇̌̎̉̏̋͘p ̛̗͓̜͇͙̥̥̪͕̺͈͓̭̗̭̰̤͇͑́͆̃̈́̐́̓͆̒̈́̓̈̂̊̀͋̚͝
by macedoniabest October 10, 2025
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NNO
NXN
NNN
A teapot with a flower pattern , rotating in all directions and shooting hot tea appears
Person 33 : Ouch! What is that
Person 34 throws watermelon rind in teapot , teapot flies away.
Person 35 : These items are too random , we might get killed
Person 33 : Hey! Who's there? Stop messing with us.
NXO
NXN
NON
Person 33 : This will be a draw
Person 33-35 start to fall in the void
Person 33 , 35 : AAAAAAAAAA
Person 33-35 end up on a desert planet with 1.5x stronger gravity , blue star , yellow soil and rare red plants , simular to moss.
Person 34 : It seems that these plants have adapted to the blue star
Person 33 : Why is it hard to move?
Person 34 : Gravity here is stronger , I can barely move my legs. It also hot and I think this star will burn us with radiation. We need to find shelter.
Person 33-35 walk for 12 minutes
Person 34 : My compass is working. Magnetic field here is strong.
Person 33-35 walk for 5 minutes
Person 35 (Pointing with her finger) : There's a big slug eating plants.
A large slug about a meter tall walks on plants and consumes them
Person 33-35 walk for 10 minutes and eat watermelon
Person 34 : Cover your face with something so that the star doesn't burn it. My face is all red already
Person 34-35 cover their face with hands , Person 33 takes red "moss" , makes holes for eyes and for nose and covers his face with it.
NNO
NXN
NNN
A teapot with a flower pattern , rotating in all directions and shooting hot tea appears
Person 33 : Ouch! What is that
Person 34 throws watermelon rind in teapot , teapot flies away.
Person 35 : These items are too random , we might get killed
Person 33 : Hey! Who's there? Stop messing with us.
NXO
NXN
NON
Person 33 : This will be a draw
Person 33-35 start to fall in the void
Person 33 , 35 : AAAAAAAAAA
Person 33-35 end up on a desert planet with 1.5x stronger gravity , blue star , yellow soil and rare red plants , simular to moss.
Person 34 : It seems that these plants have adapted to the blue star
Person 33 : Why is it hard to move?
Person 34 : Gravity here is stronger , I can barely move my legs. It also hot and I think this star will burn us with radiation. We need to find shelter.
Person 33-35 walk for 12 minutes
Person 34 : My compass is working. Magnetic field here is strong.
Person 33-35 walk for 5 minutes
Person 35 (Pointing with her finger) : There's a big slug eating plants.
A large slug about a meter tall walks on plants and consumes them
Person 33-35 walk for 10 minutes and eat watermelon
Person 34 : Cover your face with something so that the star doesn't burn it. My face is all red already
Person 34-35 cover their face with hands , Person 33 takes red "moss" , makes holes for eyes and for nose and covers his face with it.
Person 34 : This is smart! This red moss should have protection from the star.
5 minutes later
Person 34-35 also cover their face with moss.
20 minutes later
Person 33 : AHHHHH! I'm falling somewhere! Help!
Person 34-35 : Pull Person 33 out.
Person 34 : These worms have loosened the soil. (Points to 4-10 cm thin worms with a wide round jaw and strange teeth)
Person 33 : They are biting me!
Person 33-35 : Shaking off the worms from Person 33.
17 minutes later
Person 35 : Look on the sky , it's glowing like northern lights!
Person 34 : There was already too much radiation and now more? We need to hide somewhere.
Person 33 : We are safe , we have red moss.
Person 34 : Radiation passes through things. Not to mention , this is blue giant star.
Person 35 : Where can we hide?
Person 34. Let me think. We have endless hard ground, worm pits, red moss, and meter-high slugs. We can hide in worm pits if they are big enough.
The sky is glowing stronger
Person 33 : These worms again?
Person 34 : If you don't want to go here , you can choose to die under radiation.
Person 33 : Okay , okay.
5 minutes later
Person 34-35 also cover their face with moss.
20 minutes later
Person 33 : AHHHHH! I'm falling somewhere! Help!
Person 34-35 : Pull Person 33 out.
Person 34 : These worms have loosened the soil. (Points to 4-10 cm thin worms with a wide round jaw and strange teeth)
Person 33 : They are biting me!
Person 33-35 : Shaking off the worms from Person 33.
17 minutes later
Person 35 : Look on the sky , it's glowing like northern lights!
Person 34 : There was already too much radiation and now more? We need to hide somewhere.
Person 33 : We are safe , we have red moss.
Person 34 : Radiation passes through things. Not to mention , this is blue giant star.
Person 35 : Where can we hide?
Person 34. Let me think. We have endless hard ground, worm pits, red moss, and meter-high slugs. We can hide in worm pits if they are big enough.
The sky is glowing stronger
Person 33 : These worms again?
Person 34 : If you don't want to go here , you can choose to die under radiation.
Person 33 : Okay , okay.
by mbxjsy October 13, 2025
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An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.
An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.
They are a kid-attracted person.
by Shugunou October 18, 2025
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A; "You were sad earlier. Are you better now, B?"
B; "A thousand percent... A, you're my Sapphire Person. I feel much better talking to you!"
B; "A thousand percent... A, you're my Sapphire Person. I feel much better talking to you!"
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