Danger Parking

The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.

sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit

by kkelly09 May 14, 2009

skittle park rider

the white boys in tall-t's with bright baggy colorful jackets and pants and skull candy headphones that you see only riding in the park and no other part of the mountain

EX:

"dude you see that skittle park rider!?"
"ya, too bad he only rides the park, and sucks at everything else"
"true"

by dom-rom December 25, 2009

theme-parked

An exceedingly sanitized, controlled setting that rings false

VISITOR: Dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the Times Square area? This look likes a shopping center mall!

RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...

by 415man94102 April 20, 2011

pork park

Slang term for a vagina.

I put my sausage in her pork park

by DJ.C April 24, 2011

profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.

That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne

by doubleu December 18, 2010

to park a trout

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

by davegooner June 22, 2010

Opportunity Trailer Park

An obvious Oxymoron.

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010