jack nuts

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)

check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!

by biz markee August 21, 2003

left nut

the left testicle

a left wing screwball

anyone on the political left

Those left nuts sure are radical insane extremists and they sure do like to suck eachother's left nut.

by you left guys all suck the left nut March 16, 2005

bubble nuts

Some one who pours peroxide over their dirty nuts.

"man, these bubble nuts really burn!!"

by Savage Henry78 April 19, 2013

Nut-Noogie

The act of extreme ejaculation into a women hair follicles and Lather it onto her scalp as if it where conditioner. Next put her in a head lock and give her a Noogie don't stop the noogie or release the headlock until she passes out. Once she wakes up immediately falcon punch that bitch in the cunt with the same fist you used to noogie her.

Fuck that bitch bro I gave her a nut-noogie 3 days ago.

by OG Nut Noogie November 24, 2016

lil’ nut

The dankest person ever, definition of clout aka scoliosis who is an amazing chicken who can sometimes me awkward

Have you talked to lil’ nut today??? He told me he likes chicken

Quote: “chickens are cool!”

by WeirdGang May 20, 2018

Religious Nut

Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".

Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!

A "Religious Nuts" don't fall far from the tree!

by DOOMSDAY X January 5, 2023

nut puppy

When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.

Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018